Want New Inquisitions for Art Galley
As you might have known: Me, Dunwich Horror am occupant of archive as well. Even though they try from time to time, or always, to make me leave archive by spraying things on me and calling me bad smell.
What you might not know about things is that Dunwich Horror has found new corners of archive no one knows about, even you, and those corners am currently empty of the sorts of interested things what decorate the archive where humans and others dwell.
My annex, as we in art worlds say about art places that are extra, has much need for things to make it more… “placey”, something to pretty up empty space.
I need better providers of stuff - here is why:
Ready? Okay!
Unknown decorators come throughout every day and try to decorate the Dunwich Horror Annex with things… many of which not too spiffy, such as bananna peels, empty milk cartons, styrofoam peanuts, and such.
Not to complain, they are not bad decorations - but apparently trucks like these things… A LOT!
Each weak, BIG truck finds annex, lifts annex up in sky, and eats all decorations what were donated. Sometimes Eats Dunwich Horror. Scares bejebus out of Dunwhich Horror each and every time… sometime Dunwich Horror has to walk home after being eaten.
Dunwich Horror wants make annex official with real stuff what trucks do not like. Dunwich Horror wants to sleep in on Tuesdays, and not get eated by BIG truck, and not have walk home.
More artifact and relic donations, crafty donations, and such - less dead cats and “sporks” - less mustache cream tin, less ”shaved snizzy magazine” (scary!). ART! That is what Dunwich needs to get annex up and running.
Send links to art donations and exhibits through handy contact form, tell Dunwich Horror about yourself and donations.
Thank you,
Dunwich Horror.
Tags: art, artifacts, big truck, dead cats, dunwich horror, relics, request, walking home
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